Everything given below is in humor please take it as such
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. U are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's "Amchi Mumbai"... busy place dude...
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, along & tries to make peace... The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore .
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a cartoon of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in Goa .
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their fight with the help of others passing over their. You are in the Heart of India (M.P)...
Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says "aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, dusarikade jaun bhanda". That's Pune
Scenario 11
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and starts hitting both of them in turns and says ' kya re maike loudo khali peeli halla karre' . That's Hyderabad
Scenario 12
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and asks both of them 'what is your last name(mee inti peru enti)?'
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